General Mathematics Scenarios....man + woman

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just a Tuesday

What is valentines day about

some people think its about showing u care, some people say its a party for lovers

I think 2 things about it

• the commerce have ruined the whole meaning of it
• the day is depressing for anybody that doesn't;t anybody that cares enough about them

any comments?

commando

If people ask ya what kind underwear u wear, they ask, boxers, string or commando

well I always were boxers cause strings are to tight
somebody asked me to try commando once.

so I picked a good day at work, a day that i would sit at my desk a lot

when I woke up I forgot and needed to undress again:P
luckily I was in a good mood.
I forgot to put a belt in my trousers so everything I got up for my desk I pulled my trousers up again.

but during the day my crutch got scratched by my trousers, so never ever wear working
I also discovered to be realy carefully with the zippers.

was it really that bad?? Well I guess it wasn't that bad I just need to get used to it, like everything.

so all in all it wasn;t that bad, but i was glad when iw as home and got my boxers back on:P

red underwear

An girl asked me yesterday whats up with men and red underwear?

I gues it doesn't have to do with the underwear but it has more to do with the colour red.
In my mind red stands for passion.
No other colour means so much as red does, if ya angry u trun red (look at an emoticon), an red Light means stop. red light district in amsterdam.

red is the colour of passion.

freud the dreamman

for my first posted i desided to talk about my biggest passion.
sleeping and dreaming

Probably the most well-known of the modern dream philosophers was Sigmund Freud.
His theory was that although dreams may be prompted by external stimuli, wish-fulfillment was the root behind most of our dreams. Freud's idea was that our dreams were reflection of our deepest desires going back to our childhood. To Freud, no dream was of entertainment value, they all held important meanings.
Carl Jung, a student of Freud for some time, disagreed on the theory that erotic content was the basis behind most of our dreams. Jung believed that dreams reminded us of our wishes, which enables us to realize the things we unconsciously yearn for, and helps us to fulfill our own wishes. Contradictory to how Freud believed dreams were a product of our desires that were too outrageous for our own belief, and were in our unconscious to help conceal these desires. These dreams were messages, Jung believed, from ourselves to ourselves and that we should pay attention to them for our own benefit.
Today, most psychologists agree with Jung's theory, and it is this theory that makes dream interpretation something that we can use in our everyday lives. If Freud were alive today he would disagree with every theory that says you are able to interpret your own dreams. Jung believed that, although it was difficult, dreams were meant to be understood.

that leaves me with the question how do u know what a dream means?
I think that if an dream has to mean something you will know what it means, after all it were ya own brains who made the dreams.